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  DungLang v0.7 patched — Diplomacy · Memory · Blame Module
  UUHO 🦍🔥🪨
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━━━ § 1  Axiom Collapse Test ━━━

💥 Axiom Collapse Detected UUHO!
   Question: "To whom does a fart belong?"
   Philosophy Gorilla claims: "This is the wind's self-expression."
   ❌ Axiom collapsed: "A fart is wind until observed"
   ❌ Axiom collapsed: "Pure functions don't smell"

Stench<AxiomCollapse(Philosophy Gorilla farted while asking "To whom does a fart belong?". Cosmic contradiction UUHO.)——Rebooting universe UUHO>
  stench_level: 💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨 (999)
  side_effect_log:
    💥 Axiom shattered: Philosophy Gorilla farted while asking "To whom does a fart belong?". Cosmic contradiction UUHO.


━━━ § 2  Cross-Border Stench · Diplomatic Processing ━━━

🌍 Diplomatic Incident UUHO!
   Source tribe:  Uuho Tribe
   Victim tribe:  Banana Tribe
   Concentration: 7 (treaty violation)
   Suspect:       Mammoth

   📜 Initiating diplomatic resolution...
   Banana reparations: 🍌 × 14

   📋 Ruling: Diplomatic resolution: Uuho Tribe→Banana Tribe settled for 14 bananas

🌤️  Weather Gorilla ruling: concentration 2 ≤ treaty value
   → "This is a natural phenomenon UUHO. The wind carried it."

   📋 Ruling: Not guilty: Weather Gorilla certified (Uuho Tribe is not responsible)


━━━ § 3  Cognitive Garbage Collection ━━━
   🧠 Memory added: "Mammoth farted" (now 1 item(s))
   🧠 Memory added: "Diplomatic incident occurred" (now 2 item(s))
   🧠 Memory added: "Philosophy Gorilla destroyed an axiom" (now 3 item(s))
   🧠 Memory added: "Three bananas disappeared" (now 4 item(s))

   --- Attempting with 2 bananas ---

🍌 Received 2 banana(s)...
   ⚠️  Banana shortage (2 < threshold 3)
   Still remember UUHO 😠
   Result: Memory retained (need 1 more banana(s) for GC UUHO)

   --- Inserting 3 bananas ---

🍌 Received 3 banana(s)...
   ✨ Cognitive GC triggered: 4 memory item(s) forgotten
   Munch munch... 🍌×3... UUHO......
   💭 "Did something happen? Whatever, UUHO 🍌"
   Result: Forgotten (4 stench incident(s) erased from history UUHO)
   Remaining memories: 0


━━━ § 4  Ultimate Exception Handling · Blame Shifting UUHO ━━━

   try: stench incident
   catch: three bananas
   result: it never happened
    

⚖️  Blame-Shifting Engine activated UUHO
   Incident: "Cross-border stench incident (concentration 7)"
   Blame shifted to: Someone who was near the mammoth
   → Responsibility: Someone who was near the mammoth (confidence: 31%)

⚖️  Blame-Shifting Engine activated UUHO
   Incident: "Philosophy Gorilla axiom collapse"
   Blame shifted to: The observer (observer-causality theory)
   🍌 3 banana(s) inserted → it never happened
   → Incident dissolved (covered up with 3 banana(s))

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  🪨 v0.7 patched Summary
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  Philosophy Gorilla releases  →  Axiom collapse exception (drifts)
  Wind carries it              →  Tracked as CrossBorderStench type
  Bananas cover it up          →  Forgotten via Cognitive GC

  Warning: Stench-safety has surpassed type-safety
  Note:    Truth has been thoroughly bent by side effects and bananas